4:00 p.m.||||2001-11-14

SURVEY

Survey

Your Name:
karen

Nickname:
As a young kid up til I became an asshole to my mom in high school, she called me: pooh, missy pooh, missy pooh bear. I was the original Sears, dressed in pooh-wear babe.

Year You Were Born:
19 - ack - 68

Zodiac sign:
Pisces, something cusp (Mara, my mom's an aquarius)

What 3 Words Best Describe You?:
According to others: talkative, whiny, maybe unmotivated/talented; According to me: talkative, moody, kind/tolerant

Do You Get Along With Your Parents?:
My mother, yeah; My dad, used to...would if I could

What's On Your Mouse Pad?:
It's a ribbed "compac" pad show-casing different plastic fronts I could order to shake shit up.

Choose 3 bands (past or present) To Play At Your Birthday Party:
Haiku D'Etat, Jimmy Cliff, James Brown, pre-funk

Most Embarrassing CD In Your Collection:
Belly: "Star"

Dream Car:
Fisher Price Bus

Current Car:
'92 Ford Escort

Future Son's Mame:
Ian

Future Daughter's Mame:
Stylene..ha. ha. I froze.

If You Could Have Dinner With Any 3 Persons (Dead or Alive), Who Would They Be?:
Dorothy Parker, Kevin Spacey, Max Perlich

Do You Have Recurring Dreams (Describe):
I used to fly above playgrounds...but not for years.

Do You Dream In Color?:
I think so.

Do You Have Any Tattoos/ Body Piercings (Describe):
My ears were pierced a few times - it's been years since I wore earrings; My navel is pierced. My tongue was for a week til I came to my senses. My nose was for a year ten years ago; I have one tattoo, on my right hand, of what appears to be a poinsetta - don't ask. Or ask.

What Physical Characteristic Would You Change About Yourself?:
My double-no-matter-weight-I-am chin.

What Bad Habit Would You Change About Yourself?:
Smoking. Much less than before, but still...smoking.

What Do You Collect?:
Books

What Is Your Most Prized Possession:
My guitar.

Pet Peeves: self-righteousness, racism, vanity.

Worst Job You Ever Had:
Bookstore clerk.

What Do You Wear To Bed?:
Whatever I was wearing during the day, minus the uncomfortable layers.

Place You'd Most Like To Visit:
Ireland

Preferred Way To Die (other than natural causes):
Pleasant overdose of some kind of pleasant chemical.

Words Or Phrases You Overuse:
Dude. For real.

What Are You Afraid Of?:
Death. Death before my son will have known me.

Name 3 Male And 3 Female Celebrities You Find Attractive:
Kevin Spacey, Max Perlich, Thom Yorke;
Helena Bonham Carter, Juliette Binoche, Susan Sarandon

Would You Ever Go To A Nude Beach (in the buff, that is):
I went topless. The fact that everyone else was to made it comfortable enough.

The Person You'd Most Like To F**k:
My lovely fiance.

FAVORITES...

Cartoon Character:
the baby on "family man" - or whatever the hell it's called.

Time Of Year:
Fall

Food:
Artichokes.

Drink (non alcoholic):
Coffee

Drink (alcoholic):
Gin, jagermeister.

Magazines:
It used to be Interview...it used to be Jane...I can't think of one that I like, other than People, which is a nasty, pointless little addiction.

Board Games:
Srabble.

Tv Shows:
...because I don't have cable and I am embarassed to seem like a dumbass, any and all prime time news shows. For real.

Movies Of All Time:
Au Revoir les Enfants, Usual Suspects, Drugstore Cowboy, The Ice Storm, River's Edge, Red, White, Blue. My Life As A Dog, My Beautiful Laundrette.

Smells:
Coffee, Gasoline, lavender, Ivory Soap.

Number:
68.

BLANK OR BLANK...

Night Owl Or Early Riser:
Night owl.

Sports Or No Sports:
Nooooo.

Kids Or No Kids:
Kids. What else'm I gonna say?

Cat Or Dog:
Cats, although I always drive them insane. Maybe a dog, never had one.

Indoors Or Outdoors:
Both.

Hot Or Cold:
I hate extremes - but I prefer cold.

Mountains Or Oceans:
Mountains with little lakes in 'em.

Beatles Or Stones:
I used to say, unequivocally, Stones. A few summers ago I had an epiphany and broke through my barrier to the love I have for the Beatles. But only the Stones are truly sexy to me.

Thunderstorms - Cool Or Scary:
Good scary - run outside and yell to the skies for deliverance scary.

Toilet Paper Roll - Over Or Under:
I quite honestly have no idea. How bout 'on the counter'?

Are You Righty, Lefty, Or Ambidextrous:
I am lefthanded, and ambidextrous - I do everything with my right hand but write. I can write well with my right hand.

Are You More Of An Introvert Or Extrovert:
I think of myslef as introvert but don't think there'd be too many who agree with me.

Ex- Boy/Girlfriends - Friends Or Enemies:
I almost always want to remain friends, but usually that's not a decision that's left up to me.

Zebra - White With Black Stripes, Or Black With White Stripes:
White with Black Stripes.

Threesomes - 2 Guys And A Girl, Or 2 Girls And A Guy:
How about one baby and consequences?(holy crap - I meant that those are the reasons I didn't go there -not what I proposed to do instead!)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...

Love At First Sight:
Yes, but with an addendum.

God:
Yes, and he disapproves of my smart-ass.

Hell:
It helps if I block out the word.

Aliens:
I wouldn't be surprised, but I ain't into conspiracy theory.

Horoscopes:
No and I read them anyhow.

Ghosts:
I find horoscopes easier to deal with.

I'd like to send off with the added info, because I'm on a confessional roll, that I'm 5ft10.